You DO recieive a college education from reading Awakes!
It is called a Bachelor of Stupidity, and is awarded by the University of Lower Crackpot in Northern Tasmania.
Seriously, I can only agree with everybody else here’s negative remarks about that certain Awake article in May of 1969. Being 14 when that was printed, I, too was affected by it. Last year, when I confronted some JWs at a literature cart about this, I was assured that “you are not old”. (That, when in 1969, the average life expectancy of a man was only 68!).